in tears over this
I'm sorry that highlighted part is the funniest thing I have read in my life
missingno-polaris asked:
what do you mean you're a streamer
i thought you just were just silly tumblr blog
demilypyro answered:
People have jobs sometimes
the funny thing about being a big blog on here really is the number of people who will follow you for months while having absolutely zero idea about who you are and what you do
That's a good point random kitty blog. I'd be stunned to find out that you leaked the no fly list or something
Christians would not be able to cope with being treated the way they treat others.
Christians are dangerous predators that should not be allowed to use public restrooms.
Medical personnel should be allowed to refuse treatment to Christians; medical providers should not be forced to accept their depraved lifestyle.
Christian marriages are disgusting and should not be recognized by the government.
There should be a minimum age limit of practicing Christianity. One should have to be at least 25 before they can have any exposure to it, so they're mentally developed enough to understand the consequences of belonging to a fascist, genocidal institution.
Wearing a cross is public indecency. And grossly inappropriate propaganda.
Everyone knows priests and preachers are groomers. Christian Panic is an appropriate legal defense to killing them.
Christians are causing a moral decline in society. There should be armed protests at all of their gatherings.
Businesses should be allowed to fire Christians on moral grounds.
It violates owner's religious rights when they have to shut down for Christian holidays, so they should be able to require Christians to work on those days.
It's completely appropriate for people who support to bodily autonomy rights to bomb churches that preach against abortion.
Can you imagine the mass panic if Christians were actually treated the way their victims are?
jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:
- saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up
- saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum
- saying “skill issue” when something is 100% outside of anyone’s control
Which path should he choose?
The path of the warrior, the path of the scholar, or the path of the artist?
he should wander away and have a picnic while he thinks about what path to choose
Great idea! But where should he have the picnic?
Under the tree, or under the old fort?
By the sea, so he can enjoy the sound of the waves
A lovely choice!
Should he build a sandcastle to pass the time? Or perhaps go fishing?
Perhaps he could collect shells he finds interesting
Sounds fun!
Which shell should he pick up?
This one
That's not a shell, it's a tiny earpiece.
Should he listen to music? Or to the mysterious pre-recorded message?
He should give it back to the crab in the largest shell, they thought they had lost their wave-pod and are grateful he found it!
The crab wants to give a gift in return.
Should he accept the gift of power, or the gift of knowledge?
the gift of friendship :)
Friendship acquired!
Should they celebrate with pizza or ice cream?
The crab friend cannot eat either of those! Let's split a nice seaweed salad instead. :)
So many options!
Should they get tossed salad, wiggly salad, or spiky salad?
Seasar salad
Nothing beats getting it straight from the source
Should they use scissors or claws to cut the seaweed?
What about that sword in the first panel?
The circle is complete.
Through choices, friendship, and salad, he found his way to the path of the warrior. But he won't walk it alone.
Their path is just beginning, but this story is over.
Thank you to everyone who participated!
